“I spent those nine years trying to forget you”

“my dick. She saw it from her rear-view mirror.”

“Envy is the desire to have what others have”

“once again find ourselves facing one of our oldest demons”

“line my bathtub with trash bags and sleep there in stockings, gloves and a ski mask”

“while you are worrying about Miley Cyrus, Syria gassed their own population”

“The writing is pretty terrific even as the sex gets tedious”

“the weight of everything, Mount Eerie, all the songs you’d sung”

“You hurt everyone”

“I mean, you’ve gotta be feeling rage, right? I would be.”

“being ambushed in a SWAT team drug raid while ghost hunting”

“We got in the back of the cab where there was a small bed”

“The Reality of Being Sexhiled”

“the fact that I was blown up will undoubtedly be volunteered”

“the intricacies of flirting with intention vs. flirting with no real intention”

“Basically, what happens when a child decides to stop shitting”

“the context of our lives wrapped up in the bow of fiction”

“I want to help develop a creative world where women own their bodies”

“Shoes blossomed from trees, abandoned cars flashed bright toothy grins”