Found Letter: Alpinist

Prose
Written By Staff

“You hurt everyone”

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To whom it may concern,

Alpinist magazines are expensive! — 13 to 14 bucks apiece. We’re a community of climbers and it hurts everyone when you steal these. Honestly, that’s only a notch below stealing ‘biners and ATC’s from the gym.

You hurt everyone. These inspiring pictures might just make that strong Freshman boulderer want to start plugging in cams. We’re blessed the library gets these things. Don’t ruin it for everyone who likes reading these.

…………………………— Eddie Sender

–P.S. this was a nice warning. We actually do know who you are and where you live. Doubt us at your own peril. Repercussions shall be swift and SERIOUS.

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Staff

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